I’m not a dog person or a cat person. I am a goat person.
so yesterday on my way to class, i was texting and walking. i accidentally tripped over a goose, which then proceeded to bite my ankles as people giggled at me.
guess who was waiting for me in the same spot on the way to class today?
ok if you threaten to kill yourself over me not being attracted to you.
you need help.
and that won’t make me attracted to your either.
- Not attracted to her
- Already in a relationship
- Not a homosexual