Sh Boom
it’s too quiet here
goatgirlsblog:

I’m not a dog person or a cat person. I am a goat person.

goatgirlsblog:

Iā€™m not a dog person or a cat person. I am a goat person.

When I Get Into My Hotel Room
wooooooo
wildeinferno:

so yesterday on my way to class, i was texting and walking. i accidentally tripped over a goose, which then proceeded to bite my ankles as people giggled at me.  guess who was waiting for me in the same spot on the way to class today? this motherfucker.

wildeinferno:

so yesterday on my way to class, i was texting and walking. i accidentally tripped over a goose, which then proceeded to bite my ankles as people giggled at me.
guess who was waiting for me in the same spot on the way to class today?
this motherfucker.

ok if you threaten to kill yourself over me not being attracted to you.

you need help.

and that won’t make me attracted to your either.

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I just flat out turned her down

I am

  • Not attracted to her
  • Already in a relationship
  • Not a homosexual
so one of my friends apparently has a crush on me

awkward.

not sure what to do

at least it’s a distraction from my mood?